I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today

Tired of small talk with humans? Same. That’s why this shirt lets everyone know the real MVP of your social circle: your dog. Whether you’re dodging awkward conversations at the grocery store or avoiding chatty neighbors on walks, this tee has you covered—literally. Made from soft, comfy cotton that’s perfect for lounging with your four-legged therapist, this shirt is a must-have for dog parents who believe belly rubs are better than politics and barking is a valid form of communication.

Perfect for:

✔ Dog moms, dog dads, and professional treat dispensers

✔ People who’d rather discuss squeaky toys than the weather

✔ Those who consider “Who’s a good boy?!” deep intellectual dialogue

Product features

• Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
• Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
• Dual printing techniques for crisp designs
• Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
• Suitable for year-round comfort

Care instructions

• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Tumble dry: low heat